Ten things for Wendy to avoid while giving her conference opening speech.
- Wearing red. (Makes you look like a corpse).
- Picking your nose.
- Attempting any jokes.
- Letting Alex Salmond in the room.
- Upsetting your speech writer.
- Telling everyone at conference ‘the party is back on track’
- Being condescending (alright almost impossible to avoid).
- Don’t end with the words alrrrrrrright in a Welsh accent.
- Waiting for a standing ovation.
- Reading this.
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