Leithers Strike a Blow for Freedom

In a glorious attempt to free the Leith carriageways from the shackles of TIE a small band of revolutionaries supported by expert French technicians will attempt to take over one of the roads at present closed by TIE. These undercover French experts who have been slipped into Leith under the guise of chefs etc have been sent by the French government to support the Leith cause under a little-known clause in the Auld Alliance. This clause allows for French mercenaries under the direction of the French government to ensure that all Scottish ports (including air ports) are free for the export of the finest seafood in the world to France . Led by the revolutionary family Moriarity a band of radical  Leithers are prepared to risk their livers in the guise of Sunday afternoon drinkers to undertake this radical action. And what form exactly will this action take, you ask.

A petanque / boules competition will be held at 3 p.m. somewhere near the Port of
Leith bar, if we can find somebody with sand or gravel, ( what you don’t know can’t
hurt you ) if your revolutionary fervor or just plain hatred of TIE is on the boil come
along and help Leithers retake Leith for Leith.

Watch this space for updates.

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